🎃 Octoberween: HELLRAISER ★★★★★ It's been a long time coming—and this feels like I'm announcing someone's promotion at work—but please join me in congratulating the film that will be my...

🎃 Octoberween: THE HAUNTED MANSION (2023) ★★★☆☆ I could have loved the hell out of this, and it could have become a worthy Halloween staple. But... Before I say why...

🎃 Octoberween: THE BOOGEYMAN (2023) ★★★★☆ I might have just really been in the mood for it. I might have been a little high. Either way, I really liked The...

🎃 Octoberween: NIGHT GALLERY - THEY’RE TEARING DOWN TIM RILEY’S BAR ★★★★★ So bear with me; this might be a lot. I've had an obsession with changing the past or...

🎃 Octoberween: TALES OF HALLOWEEN ★★★☆☆ This has become an Octoberween staple (there are barely 31), and this year I watched it with the elder spawn. He didn't so much...

🎃 Octoberween: NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU ★★☆☆☆ A weird one. I'm not a big fan of films that pretty much jump right to the third act, or so it...

🎃 Octoberween: HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL ★★★☆☆ I've seen the remake a dozen times or more but never this one, thinking it'd be goofy and campy and, well, Vincent Price-y....

🎃 Octoberween: THE BOOGEY MAN ★☆☆☆☆ A one-star review might be a bit harsh — to be fair, if this was something I'd seen when I refused to rent it...