Another film I’ve been intentionally avoiding. I thought this would be a crap direct-to-video cheapie. The fact that its so popular reinforced that idea. Was I wrong! I really, really…
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I had a postcard of the poster on my wall for the longest time. Not sure where I got it (I think it was a giveaway at the theatre) and…
While I can’t knock the production value of the film or the fact they’ve even made it (what have I done?), the story isn’t exactly what I would have expected…
A rewatch. After Hell Fest and Haunt, I had a bug for carnivals and such. This is possibly the best creepy carnival film ever. I know there are things in…
Kept my attention, but now I’m struggling to remember anything other than Daphne Zuniga was in it. Her first film. And Clu Gulager and Vera Miles were in it, too.
This was a rewatch, but I’ll be damned if I remembered anything about it. I’ll say this, the makeups are amazing. Especially the gill man.
How unexpected to avoid a film only to have it be pretty damn good. So why was I avoiding it? I don’t like realistic horror like this. Stuff that could…
Night of the Paw ★★★ Maybe I’m being too hard on this show. But it could be soooo great. At least this one, which is another Monkey’s Paw story, has…
I didn’t realize Halloween haunts were such prime fodder or horror films. Obviously, Hell Fest wasn’t the first. This won’t be the last. But despite their ubiquity and possibility, I’m…
A fairly stock slasher (the name on the film is even SLASHER). But it got mired down in story. Keep it simple folks. We want tits and gore. While their…