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“Indie horror is a special breed if you gots a paper stack. Its eitha off tha hook or terrible wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. No middle ground is often found, not by me . Chill as I take you on a trip. Thankfully The Bet Traila is really quite fantastic mah nizzle. One of tha bizzest indie horror traila I hizzle seen in quite some time.”